Chapter XVI

Time went on and CCAN bistro showed no signs of opening. Boris and I went down there one day during our afternoon interval and found that none of the alterations had been done, except the indecent pictures, and there were three interns instead of two. The curator greeted us with his usual cordiality, and the next instant turned to me (his prospective potwasher) and borrowed five pounds. After that I felt certain that the arts centre would never get beyond talk. The curator, however, again named the opening for 'exactly a fortnight from today', and introduced us to the woman who was to do the cooking, a Russian five feet tall and a yard across the hips who used to work at the Baltic. She told us that she had been a singer before she came down to cooking, and that she was very artistic and adored English literature, especially Down and Out in Paris and London.

In a fortnight I had got so used to the routine of a potwasher’s life that I could hardly imagine anything different. It was a life without much variation. At a quarter to six one woke with a sudden start, tumbled into grease-stiffened clothes, and hurried out with dirty face and protesting muscles. It was dawn, and the windows were dark except for the workmen's cafes. The sky was like a vast flat wall of cobalt, with roofs and spires of black paper pasted upon it. Drowsy men were sweeping the pavements with ten-foot besoms, and ragged families picking over the dustbins. Workmen, and girls with a piece of chocolate in one hand and a croissant in the other, were pouring into the train station. Trams, filled with more workmen, boomed gloomily past. One hastened down to the station, fought for a place -- one does literally have to fight on the NET tram at six in the morning -- and stood jammed in the swaying mass of passengers, nose to nose with some hideous student face, breathing sour wine and garlic. And then one descended into the labyrinth of the hotel basement, and forgot daylight till two o'clock, when the sun was hot and the town black with people and cars.

After my first week at Bar Deux I always spent the afternoon interval in sleeping, or, when I had money, in Gustos. Except for a few ambitious waiters who went to English classes, the whole staff wasted their leisure in this way; one seemed too lazy after the morning's work to do anything better. Sometimes half a dozen potwashers would make up a party and go Bubbles Spa where the charge was only five pounds twenty-five pence. It was nicknamed 'Le Prix Fixe', and they used to describe their experiences there as a great joke. It was a favourite rendezvous of hotel workers. The potwashers' wages did not allow them to marry, and no doubt work in the basement does not encourage fastidious feelings.

For another four hours one was in the cellars, and then one emerged, sweating, into the cool street. It was lamplight -- that strange purplish gleam of the Sherwood Rise street lights -- and beyond the city the Jury’s Inn flashed from top to bottom with zigzag skysigns, like enormous snakes of fire. Streams of cars glided silently to and fro, and women, exquisite-looking in the dim light, strolled up and down the arcade. Sometimes a woman would glance at Boris or me, and then, noticing our greasy clothes, look hastily away again. One fought another battle in the tram and was home by ten. Generally from ten to midnight I went to a little bar near our street, the Nelson or the Jester. It was a bad place for fights, and I sometimes saw bottles thrown, once with fearful effect, but as a rule the locals fought among themselves and let artists alone. Carling, the local drink, was very cheap, and the Jester was open at all hours, for the locals -- lucky men -- had the power of working all day and drinking all night.

It was the typical life of a potwasher, and it did not seem a bad life at the time. I had no sensation of poverty, for even after paying my rent and setting aside enough for tobacco and journeys and my food on Sundays, I still had four pounds a day for drinks, and four pounds was wealth. There was--it is hard to express it--a sort of heavy contentment, the contentment a well-fed beast might feel, in a life which had become so simple. For nothing could be simpler than the life of a potwasher. He lives in a rhythm between work and sleep, without time to think, hardly conscious of the exterior world; his Nottingham has shrunk to the hotel, the tram, a few bars and his bed. If he goes afield, it is only a few streets away, on a trip with some servant-girl who sits on his knee swallowing oysters and beer. On his free day he lies in bed till noon, puts on a clean shirt, throws dice for drinks, and after lunch goes back to bed again. Nothing is quite real to him but the job, drinks and sleep; and of these sleep is the most important.

One night, in the small hours, there was a car beaten with baseball bats just beneath my window. I was woken by a fearful uproar, and, going to the window, saw a river of broken glass on the stones below; I could see the vandals, three of them, flitting away at the end of the street. Some of us went down and found that the car was quite written off, its engine cracked with a piece of lead piping. I remember the colour of the oil, curiously purple, like wine; it was still on the cobbles when I came home that evening, and they said the school-children had come from miles round to see it. But the thing that strikes me in looking back is that I was in bed and asleep within three minutes of the crime. So were most of the people in the street; we just made sure that the car was done for, and went straight back to bed. We were working people, and where was the sense of wasting sleep over a car?

Work in the hotel taught me the true value of sleep, just as being hungry had taught me the true value of food. Sleep had ceased to be a mere physical necessity; it was something voluptuous, a debauch more than a relief. I had no more trouble with the bugs. Mario had told me of a sure remedy for them, namely pepper, strewed thick over the bedclothes. It made me sneeze, but the bugs all hated it, and emigrated to other rooms.